list of new hockey rules i’d put in place if i ran the nhl

soft-hockey:

•everyone who goes to the penalty box has to wear a dunce cap for the duration of the penalty

•if the goalie gets the puck in his glove, he should be allowed to try to carry it down to the other end of the rink and throw it into the other goal

•if you pull the goalie your 6th man has to be the mascot

•if 2 players hold hands while one commits a penalty, the other is allowed to go to the box (and wear the dunce cap) for him

•instead of shootouts, there’s a sudden death figure skating competition between the two teams’ captains. if the captain is injured or sick, then this task may be delegated to one of his As

•consistent goalie interference rules lol

•if wayne gretzky attends a game, he is allowed to dress in a plain black jersey and come on the ice. he’s not playing for either team, he’s just there to shake things up

•intermissions will be filled by a pet show of the players’ dogs

chessys:

my favourite quality in a person is being that one person who listens to your story when no one else is paying attention and asks you to carry on if you start and get talked over

averagefairy:

2018 is about little victories. we’re not putting pressure on ourselves to become everything we’ve always wanted to be because nobody can do that in a year. instead we’re focusing on making forward strides and we’re celebrating every single win no matter how small.

camel-eyelashes:

setheverman:

fefbutts:

homestuckorbust:

Has anyone noticed that July, August, September, October, and November’s initials spell the name Jason?

what do we do with this information

Then a D for December, it’s obvious? Just Jason Derulo having a shout out to himself in the actual calendar.

mmm whatcha say

harvard-dad:

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses